if you join the chocolate society of salt lake city, then your chocolate consumption will go through the roof. if your chocolate consumption goes through the roof, then you will gain weight. if you gain weight, then you will not fit into your clothes. if you do not fit into your clothes, then you will have a mental breakdown every single morning when you get dressed.
so
if you join the chocolate society, then you will have a mental breakdown every morning when you get dressed.
i joined the chocolate society of salt lake city....
take a stab at how my mornings have been lately.
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3 comments:
Seriously Merc, you're hillarious! And I can feel for ya on the melt down morning dressing sesh - Sunday mornings are esspecially bad for me as I try to see what fits/is flattering, and then cry because nothing does. Oh the joys!
oh man!! remember when we went to ecuador and you had that 100% cacao chocolate...
oh boy.
i even liked that stuff.
i am getting through church by wearing a dress that is about 10 years old and looks like a tent. maybe that is why people keep asking if i am knocked up.
Knocked up sounds so crass and definitely not the condition I want a grandchild to feel. But I totally get the logic of the chocolate. I live in spanks these days.
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